Marilyn Gun-Hoe #1962

So first and foremost, my bad for totally neglecting all you guys for like 2 months…..my bad. Crazy shit was going on so I kinda…..well I just fucking forgot to post shit on here…..MY BAD! 

1. Realized I do NOT want to move to California

2. I don’t get tattooed nearly as much anymore

3. I need to get another job……….on top of all my other jobs…..and skating….still have too much time on my damn hands….FML!

4. My bf thinks I have a drinking problem and broke up with me on Christmas Day

5. My good friend and teammate Rita N Weep got in a horrible freak accident on Christmas Day as well…..tree impaled car while she was driving which broke her husband’s neck and sadly her youngest daughter Zippy did not make it out alive. She died on impact…..

Ok so #5 makes all of my problems feel like they aren’t problems at all…..If you heard about what happened to my friend Rita and her family and you want to help by donating please follow this link…..#HELPZIPPYSFAMILY

XOXO

MGH

(Source: facebook.com)

Lady asks me, “do you have a picture of yourself without tattoos?”

I said, “yea why?”

Lady says, “i bet its a pretty picture”

…thanks lady…..not

As you all know I’ve been vacationing in Cali, visiting loved ones, getting my head straight, all that since beginning of October. Well, yesterday was supposed to be the day I would fly back to WA…..I called US Airways to check in before I got to the airport and they told me that my ticket was in fact dated for 10/29/11 and I was a no show and my ticket no longer holds value…..

I told them there must be a mistake? I bought my ticket for today……

They said…..well, we emailed you…..

I said that’s bullshit and demanded a refund…….

They refused….

I demanded a new flight home…

They refused….

I asked the lady if she knows what “The 4 B’s” stand for?…..

She had no idea….

I said “Better Business Bureau BITCH!”

She hung up on me…..

So moral of the story is check your god damned email more often and I won’t be back in WA until 11/16/11. 

mymindcantsitstill asked: Hey I asked for help with roller derby names a week or so ago and idk if u responded my tumblr is messing up so I was wondering if you had any ideas? Its cool if not I was just writing back to check my team wants to know by the 15th sooo yeah thanks either way

Yea I replied with a bunch of names, I wonder why you didn’t get it. 

This is Jessica’s before and after shots…..

Here’s B’s before and after shots…..

Do you want to get in the best shape of your life? I can help….Hit me up for a free wellness evaluation! 

twinkletits asked: Oh shit it's Marilyn Gun-Hoe!!! Hey how are you?

I’m doing pretty good! Vacationing in California at the moment, looking at places to move into. How are you lady? It’s been what, since Spudtown Knockdown? 

Are you going be attending the WFTDA Championships in Denver? Who do you think is going to bring it home this year at the Continental Divide and Conquer? Here’s the brackets for champs this year…..

Who are you rooting for?